AI Walmart

Walmart has named an AI system as CEO, promising “rollback efficiency.” Eyewitnesses in Arkansas said meetings now run like system updates. Professor Henry Watkins of MIT explains: "AI leadership cuts costs, but charm isn’t programmable." Anonymous staffers leaked receipts formatted in binary. A Gallup poll shows 47% impressed, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing receipts and auto-checkout sermons. Cause and effect? The more retail automates, the less personal it feels. Shopping has been coded.