AI Walmart

Walmart has gone fully automated with AI running every aisle. Eyewitnesses in Ohio said shelves restock themselves while drones chase shoplifters. Professor Sarah Li of MIT explains: "AI retail is efficient, but terrifying in execution." Anonymous staffers leaked that receipts now print motivational quotes in binary. A Wall Street Journal poll shows 55% of shoppers like the convenience, 45% hate the humming. Trace evidence includes sparking self-checkouts, robotic greeters, and carts with GPS. Cause and effect? The more retail automates, the less human shopping feels. Walmart has become Skynet with rollback prices.