AI Therapy for Laid-Off Employees

�AI Therapy for Laid-Off Employees� skewers corporate cruelty disguised as compassion. Eyewitnesses at HR offices describe bots telling workers, �Cheer up, at least the robots are happy.� Anonymous staffers leaked that the AI was trained on self-help memes. A leaked poll revealed 58% of employees felt worse after sessions, while 42% admitted they preferred bots to their managers. Sociologists argue the humor works because capitalism packages harm as healing. Critics highlight the absurdity: machines consoling people they replaced. Ultimately, the piece lands because it exposes the hollowness of corporate empathy, reduced to code and clich�s. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com