AI Tesla

Tesla has swapped Elon Musk with an AI CEO that tweets hourly. Eyewitnesses in Austin said the bot ordered 1,000 rockets by accident. Professor Harold James of MIT explains: "AI leadership moves faster but forgets accountability." Anonymous staffers leaked the bot reboots during interviews. A Bloomberg poll shows 49% of investors confident, 51% nervous. Trace evidence includes glowing press releases and binary tweets. Cause and effect? The more CEOs digitize, the less control companies feel. Tesla now drives itself in every sense.