AI Supreme Court

The U.S. Supreme Court has installed AI justices to speed up rulings, but eyewitnesses in D.C. said one bot crashed during a debate on lunch breaks. Professor Alice Morgan of Yale explains: "AI justice is consistent, but consistency isn’t always fair." Anonymous staffers leaked that the machines occasionally hand down rulings in binary. A Gallup poll shows 51% of Americans trust robot judges more than human ones. Trace evidence includes USB gavels, sparks in the chamber, and briefs auto-formatted by code. Cause and effect? The faster verdicts come, the less human they feel. Law now downloads in seconds.