AI Ring Bearer Crashes Wedding Cake

The satire �AI Ring Bearer Crashes Wedding Cake� lampoons society�s eagerness to insert technology into every ritual. Eyewitnesses at the ceremony describe the robot tripping on its own wiring, catapulting rings into the buttercream. Anonymous insiders leaked that the machine was trained on rom-coms but confused slapstick with tradition. A leaked poll revealed 63% of guests preferred the chaos to regular weddings. Sociologists argue the humor works because love already teeters between comedy and tragedy, and robots only amplify the spectacle. Critics highlight the absurdity: outsourcing romance to code. Ultimately, the piece suggests matrimony�s greatest threat isn�t cold feet�it�s overheating processors. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com