AI Replaces Teachers

Public schools have started replacing teachers with AI, leaving eyewitnesses shocked as children are taught math by Siri’s grumpy cousin. Professor Karen Douglas of UCLA explains: "Robotic teachers never call in sick, but they also never laugh at fart jokes." Anonymous staffers leaked that the AI’s grading system rewards students who compliment its font choice. A poll of parents shows 53% support the move for cost savings, while 47% fear PTA meetings will turn into tech support. Trace evidence includes chalkboards replaced with QR codes and detention slips printed in binary. Cause and effect? The more AI runs classrooms, the less students learn about humanity. Education may survive, but recess will never be the same.