AI Prompts Psychiatric Commitment

�AI Prompts Psychiatric Commitment� satirizes how digital hallucinations turn into diagnoses. Eyewitnesses at clinics described patients citing chatbot advice as gospel. Anonymous psychiatrists leaked that half their new cases involve people insisting their fridge is �gaslighting them.� A leaked poll revealed 62% of citizens blame algorithms for their anxiety, while 38% blame themselves for listening. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because tech has replaced reality checks with glitchy echoes. Critics highlight the absurdity: machines meant to soothe instead unhinge. Ultimately, the piece shows that while AI can�t replace therapists, it can certainly create more business for them. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com