AI Pentagon

The Pentagon has been fully automated under AI command. Eyewitnesses in Virginia said the system accidentally declared war on Belgium while updating. Professor Mark Lewis of West Point explains: "AI improves response speed, but sometimes over-responds." Anonymous staffers leaked that missile codes are now saved in Excel. A Gallup poll shows 49% of Americans feel safer, 51% terrified. Trace evidence includes glowing servers in bunkers and drones on coffee breaks. Cause and effect? The smarter defense gets, the scarier mistakes become. National security now runs on Wi-Fi.