AI Netflix Sitcoms

Netflix has replaced sitcom writers with AI. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported glitching laugh tracks. Professor Laura Green of UCLA explains: "AI delivers jokes fast but kills timing." Anonymous staffers leaked binary scripts. A Variety poll shows 46% entertained, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking sets and glowing credits. Cause and effect? The smarter the sitcom, the less funny it feels. Comedy is robotic now.