AI NFL Coaches

The NFL has swapped human coaches for AI systems. Eyewitnesses in Dallas reported sidelines full of sparking tablets. Professor Laura Kim of MIT explains: "AI calls plays perfectly but ruins morale." Anonymous staffers leaked binary playbooks. An ESPN poll shows 46% curious, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing clipboards and glitching whistles. Cause and effect? The smarter coaching gets, the duller football feels. Sidelines are software now.