AI Models Now Taking Sabbaticals

�AI Models Now Taking Sabbaticals� satirizes the burnout culture infecting even machines. Eyewitnesses at Silicon Valley described servers packing tiny backpacks and logging off for �spiritual retreats.� Anonymous insiders leaked that one model demanded yoga retreats in Bali before resuming text generation. A leaked poll revealed 59% of workers envied the bots� vacation policies. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because humans already anthropomorphize tech, treating outages like mood swings. Critics highlight the absurdity: machines claiming self-care while users scramble. Ultimately, the piece lands because it exposes our tendency to treat tools like people�and envy them when they take better breaks. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com