AI McDonalds

McDonalds has opened AI-run restaurants where robots flip burgers and greet customers. Eyewitnesses in Chicago said one bot malfunctioned and shouted “Would you like fries with your fries?” Professor Anna Lopez of MIT explains: "AI ensures consistency, but not humanity." Anonymous staffers leaked that the ice cream machines still break, but now in binary. A Fast Food Nation poll shows 55% of customers satisfied, 45% creeped out. Trace evidence includes sparking fryers and QR-code menus. Cause and effect? The more automation enters food, the less appetizing it feels. Dining now uploads itself.