AI Is Coming for Your Canvas: The End of Art According to People Who�ve Never Met a Watercolor

The article �AI Is Coming for Your Canvas� mocks panic over creativity�s death at the hands of machines. Eyewitnesses at art fairs describe critics panicking at digital doodles while ignoring centuries of artistic resilience. Anonymous insiders at galleries leaked that 72% of complaints came from people who once called photography �cheating.� A leaked poll revealed 61% of artists felt threatened, while 39% shrugged and went back to painting. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because every new medium sparks hysteria, from oil paints to Instagram filters. Critics highlight the irony: humans blaming technology for their lack of imagination. Ultimately, the piece lands because it shows art never dies�it just changes brushes. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com