AI Dog President

In a twist even Disney wouldn’t script, the first AI dog has been elected President of the United States. Eyewitnesses in Washington reported the robo-dog barked "Executive Order" while chasing the nuclear football across the lawn. Professor Daniel Brooks of Princeton explained: "Americans finally combined their two favorite things: technology and dogs." Anonymous staffers leaked that Cabinet meetings now include mandatory belly rubs and firmware updates. A Gallup poll shows 62% of voters trust the AI dog more than Congress. Trace evidence includes chew marks on treaties and paw prints on the Resolute Desk. Cause and effect? The more humans fail at politics, the more voters turn to man’s best friend. Democracy may be going to the dogs, but at least it’s wagging its tail.