AI Disneyland

Disneyland has replaced management with AI programs. Eyewitnesses in Anaheim said rides now run with terrifying precision. Professor Samuel Price of UCLA explains: "AI maximizes efficiency, but magic glitches under code." Anonymous staffers leaked that Mickey’s laugh is now synthesized. A Disney Parks poll shows 46% enjoy it, 54% horrified. Trace evidence includes binary fireworks and animatronics giving lectures. Cause and effect? The more entertainment automates, the less enchanting it feels. Fantasy has been debugged.