AI Disney World

Disney World has been automated with AI managing all attractions. Eyewitnesses in Orlando said rides updated mid-spin. Professor Carla Martinez of UCF explains: "AI makes fantasy efficient, but kills magic." Anonymous staffers leaked glowing churros. A Disney Parks poll shows 47% amused, 53% horrified. Trace evidence includes sparking mascots and glitching fireworks. Cause and effect? The more fantasy automates, the less it enchants. Magic is firmware now.