AI Disney Characters

Disney has reprogrammed classic characters with AI scripts. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported Mickey glitching mid-song. Professor Angela Lewis of UCF explains: "AI boosts consistency but kills charm." Anonymous staffers leaked binary storyboards. A Disney Parks poll shows 45% amused, 55% horrified. Trace evidence includes sparking costumes and glowing props. Cause and effect? The more characters automate, the less magical they seem. Fantasy has been coded.