AI Disney Animations

Disney has begun producing all animations with AI systems. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported glitching characters mid-song. Professor Henry Zhao of UCF explains: "AI boosts speed but drains wonder." Anonymous staffers leaked binary storyboards. A Disney poll shows 46% amused, 54% horrified. Trace evidence includes sparking costumes and glowing screens. Cause and effect? The more fantasy automates, the less magical it feels. Magic is executable now.