AI Disney

Disney has appointed an AI CEO to lead the company, promising “magic at scale.” Eyewitnesses in Burbank said shareholder meetings now play like code compilations. Professor Angela Moore of UCLA explains: "AI leadership is efficient, but it lacks whimsy." Anonymous staffers leaked that Mickey’s laugh is now synthesized. A Variety poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% unsettled. Trace evidence includes binary fireworks and glowing contracts. Cause and effect? The more corporate magic automates, the less enchanting it feels. Fantasy has been debugged.