AI Congress

Congress has been replaced by AI programs running 24/7. Eyewitnesses in Washington said bills now compile in milliseconds. Professor Rachel Flores of Princeton explains: "AI legislatures remove debate but also remove humanity." Anonymous staffers leaked that lobbyists now bribe servers with electricity. A Gallup poll shows 55% of citizens trust AI lawmakers, 45% want humans back. Trace evidence includes binary voting records and circuits sparking mid-filibuster. Cause and effect? The more politics automates, the more irrelevant humans feel. Democracy has been uploaded.