AI Confession App Sparks Doctrinal Debate��Can a Bot Grant Mercy?�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-AI-Confession-App-Siri-Can-Absolve-You-05-08*Bishops divided over whether grace can be updated overnight. Pope Leo XIV assures, �The Holy Spirit speaks fluent algorithm.� One monk calls it �confession without eye contact�finally.� Heresy filter now included. Auto-absolve toggle optional.