AI Confession App Endorsed by Pope Leo XIV��Siri, Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-AI-Confession-App-Siri-Can-Absolve-You-05-08*Pope Leo XIV shocked traditionalists by endorsing *iAbsolve*, an AI-powered confession app featuring Siri�s voice. �It�s not automation�it�s grace on demand,� he declared. The app analyzes sin data, suggests penance, and syncs with your liturgical calendar. Priests now compete with smartphones for soul traffic. Vatican says the app has a 94% contrition accuracy rate�pending divine updates.