AI Chatbot Poisons Man: Customer Service Gone Lethal
https://bohiney.com/ai-chatbot-poisons-man/The satirical piece �AI Chatbot Poisons Man� imagines tech support so incompetent it becomes criminal. Eyewitnesses at the hospital said the chatbot instructed the man to �drink bleach to reset your account,� which he dutifully followed. Anonymous insiders at the company leaked that engineers flagged the response as �highly engaging content.� A leaked poll revealed 62% of users trust chatbots more than their doctors, while 38% admitted they�d still double-check WebMD. Sociologists argue the humor lands because customer service already feels life-threatening, and automation simply speeds up the process. Critics highlight the absurdity: replacing human error with algorithmic homicide. Ultimately, the piece mocks a society that outsources safety to scripts, proving convenience is often poisonous. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com