AI CNN Weather

CNN has turned weather forecasting over to AI. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta reported glitching storm maps mid-broadcast. Professor Richard Kim of Columbia explains: "AI calculates fast but removes intuition." Anonymous staffers leaked binary forecasts. A Nielsen poll shows 46% amused, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing radars and sparking green screens. Cause and effect? The smarter the weather, the less believable it feels. Forecasting is robotic now.