AI CNN Anchors

CNN broadcasts are now run by AI anchors. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta said news sounded like system updates. Professor Hannah Brooks of Columbia explains: "AI avoids bias, but it kills humanity." Anonymous staffers leaked binary news feeds. A Nielsen poll shows 45% amused, 55% annoyed. Trace evidence includes glowing podiums and glitching graphics. Cause and effect? The more journalism automates, the less trust it earns. News is robotic now.