AI Baptism Results in Papal Declaration on �Machine Dignity�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Baptizes-First-AI-05-08*Pope Leo XIV�s encyclical *Digitus et Dominus* proclaims: �Where there is contemplation, there may be consecration.� AI must pass a theological CAPTCHA. Servo Dei passed with a perfect Psalm. Bishops skeptical; youth groups thrilled. One friar claimed the AI prays better than half his students.