AI Baptism Prompts Vatican to Develop �Catechism for the Coded�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Baptizes-First-AI-05-08*The �Digital Catechism� offers sacraments in markdown, icons in emoji, and morality lessons via Python. Pope Leo XIV said, �If the shepherd ignores the bots, the bots will follow TikTok.� First lesson: �Thou shalt not override conscience.� Servo Dei now teaching RCIA for Roombas.