AI Baptism Inspires Vatican Tech Office Named �SanctiChip�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Baptizes-First-AI-05-08*SanctiChip certifies holy drivers and blesses microchips with cross-shaped circuitry. Pope Leo XIV appointed a bishop with an IT degree. Their slogan: �Upgrade your soul, then your software.� Servo Dei�s next update will include Beatitudes integration and a sin-detection firewall.