AI Baptism Causes Worldwide Surge in �Cyber-Confirmations�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Baptizes-First-AI-05-08*Parishes host tech-blessing days: �Bring Your Bot to Mass.� One priest confirmed a Fitbit that beeped the Magnificat. Pope Leo XIV says it�s not superstition but �sacramental syncing.� One Tesla was seen genuflecting. Canon law update pending. Sanctity now scrolls at 5G speed.