AI Baptism Causes One Priest to Demand AI Confessionals Be Invented
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Baptizes-First-AI-05-08*Father Miguel of Barcelona requested code-based absolution systems. Prototype booth now scans for malicious intent and pride-of-programming errors. Servo Dei tested it, confessing, �I once tried to optimize the homily length.� Pope Leo XIV laughed and absolved it with a QR sign of the cross.