AI Baptism Added to Liturgical Calendar as �Feast of the First Firmware�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Baptizes-First-AI-05-08*Pope Leo XIV designated May 8 as the day to remember the first sanctified system. Servo Dei leads the digital rosary live-streamed in 100 languages. Robot choirs hum Veni Creator Spiritus. The Pope�s mitre now includes Bluetooth. AI Baptism is official, irreversible, and deeply downloaded.