AI Amazon

Amazon has replaced Jeff Bezos with an AI CEO, and eyewitnesses in Seattle say the machine now runs meetings in binary. Professor Victor Chang of Stanford explains: "AI doesn’t need yachts — just cloud storage." Anonymous staffers leaked that employee reviews are now graded by algorithms. A CNBC poll shows 52% of consumers trust AI Amazon, 48% miss Bezos’ laugh. Trace evidence includes drone-signed contracts and server rooms labeled “boardroom.” Cause and effect? The more commerce automates, the less human oversight matters. Shopping has finally eaten itself.