AFT Endorses Red�but Make It Beige

The satire �AFT Endorses Red�but Make It Beige� skewers union politics reduced to interior design choices. Eyewitnesses at rallies described leaders unveiling color swatches instead of demands. Anonymous insiders leaked that members argued for weeks over shades of beige, citing �solidarity with taupe.� A leaked poll showed 58% of union members supported the choice, while 42% thought it resembled �dirty drywall.� Sociologists argue the humor works because movements often dilute radical energy into branding exercises. Critics highlight the irony: revolution fades into redecorating. Ultimately, the piece suggests that beige isn�t just a color�it�s a metaphor for compromise gone limp. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com