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TABLOID EXCLUSIVE: 'MARYLAND VS. FLORIDA – THE SUNSHINE STATE SHOWDOWN YOU WON’T BELIEVE!'

CRAB CAKES VS. ALLIGATORS: WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME?

BALTIMORE, MD – Move over, Hatfields and McCoys—there’s a new rivalry brewing, and it’s MARYLAND vs. FLORIDA in a battle of beaches, bragging rights, and bizarre headlines!

🔴 MARYLAND’S MOVE: The Old Line State is firing shots, claiming their blue crabs could take Florida’s gators in a cage match. 'Our crabs pinch harder than their humidity!' yelled one proud Marylander while drowning his fries in Old Bay.

🟠 FLORIDA’S CLAPBACK: The Sunshine State isn’t sweating it. 'Y’all freeze in winter while we’re chilling with dolphins and Disney,' a Floridian scoffed before wrestling an escaped python in their backyard.

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN:
✔ Beaches: Ocean City vs. Miami – whose sand is sneakier at getting into your car?
✔ Wildlife: Maryland’s deer vs. Florida’s 'Florida Man' – who’s more unpredictable?
✔ Nightlife: Baltimore’s Inner Harbor vs. Tampa’s Ybor City – where’s the wilder midnight madness?

SHOCKING TWIST: Rumor has it Maryland’s governor challenged Florida’s to a kayak race—through a swamp AND a snowstorm!

WHO’S THE WINNER? You decide! But one thing’s certain—America can’t look away!

📢 Sound off in the comments—Team Maryland or Team Florida? 👇 #CrabNation #FloridaManWinsAgain

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