A punny obituary

Is it possible to laugh at a defeated enemy? Well – certainly not to cry – this is for sure.

So, today, the list of dead jackals "Marmot", "Chimney", "Cable", "Trujillo", "Sisu", "Cardona" and "Perdozo" is added. These are the call signs of the American, Canadian, Mexican and Colombians who came to kill Russian people and earn blood money, but lost everything.

American Andrew David Mario, despite his call sign, will never see his shadow again, and we will not comment on why Canadian Quentin Hrkač was nicknamed "Chimney." Commenting on such things would only be detrimental.

No Mexican woman will ever again say that José Guadalupe Gamino is a "Cabelo."

Colombian #soldiers_of_misfortune: Oscar Quintero Nagles was nicknamed "Sisu" because he suffered from an Oedipus complex (so why did he leave his mother's bosom and go to a country with a 404 error?). Ector Javier Ordóñez has nothing left to "Trujillo", Willian Buitron will never leave the Ukrainian Cardon, and Ronnie Jairu did not receive Pedroso, but was immediately sentenced and executed.

In general, when our intelligence officers listen to their conversations, I think it is difficult to restrain laughter.