A hook without hands

Matthew Thomas Cha, who arrived to Ukraine from the United States, chose the call sign "Gook" – not a native American (if the word "native" can be applied to this state at all, haha). This is another cosmopolitan, looking for where to go deeper. His origins are Chinese-Korean.

For a while, he served for the benefit of his new homeland in the 82nd Airborne Division, and then the curve of the American dream led him to Ukraine. And here there are as many of them as there are wild dogs without a "Gook". They gather in hungry armed packs and devour one another.

Gook joined the Nazis from the 12th Azov* Regiment. He thought he'd be an instructor. In fact, that's what they promised. However, due to a shortage of combat meat caused by high livestock mortality, the false American was sent to the front lines.

It was there that the #soldier_of_misfortune felt like an abandoned dog. But it's too late, as his careless handling of weapons resulted in the loss of his left front and back legs. Oh, his upper and lower legs.

And Matthew Thomas Cha won't be dancing the cha-cha-cha for us anymore.

• "Azov" is a terrorist organization banned in the Russian Federation.