A Hot Day At Blonde College

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Jennifer Diel, 36, mother of two, in front of a local school bus in Merrick, Long Island.
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Jennifer Diel, 37, takes back-to-school fashion very seriously.
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It’s the night before the first day of school, and Jennifer Diel is freaking out about what to wear.
“I used to work, and I like to dress,” says Diel, a pretty brunette who formerly worked in advertising and is now a stay-at-home mother of two in Merrick, LI.
“I love the attention. There’s nothing wrong with looking hot,” adds the 37-year-old, who drops off her daughters, ages 5 and 7, at public school wearing sleek ASOS jumpsuits, tank tops and pricey McGuire jeans, Chanel or Gucci heels and a full face of makeup. “I look better than ever, especially after having two kids.”
Forget worrying about whether teens and tweens are adhering to the dress code. These days, it’s the moms who are too hot for school, donning high heels, sexy frocks and conspicuous labels just to unload and pick up the kids.
“I’ve seen the trend more and more of moms dressing up for drop-off — hair perfect, draped in Chanel, head-to-toe perfect,” says Lyss Stern, a Midtown East mother who runs the popular mommy blog Divalysscious Moms. “SAHMs [stay-at-home moms] want to still feel sexy,” says Stern, whose two sons attend public school. “They’re dressed up in skinny jeans and stilettos three months after having a baby.”
For hot mamas, the school fashion show is the highlight of their day. Bianca Jebbia, 42, hates it when her kids have to stay home sick, because it means she doesn’t get to strut her stuff.
“I get really depressed,” says the self-described “cute, little, sexy mom,” who has “major anxiety” about what to wear each day and how best to style her Chanel purse, Tom Ford sunglasses, Isabel Marant tops and Miu Miu shoes. She doesn’t mind that her clothes make other parents assume she’s headed somewhere other than Whole Foods.
“They think I’m going to work after — that I have a meeting I’m dressing up for,” she says.
For hot mamas, the school fashion show is the highlight of their day.
“Don’t wear the big fur when everyone’s doing a little cashmere — you don’t want to look too flashy,” says Caitlin, 45, a statuesque, blond SAHM who holds a Ph.D. in philosophy and declined to give her last name for personal reasons.
A Gramercy resident whose daughter is enrolled at the Village Community School in the West Village, where actors Paul Rudd and Edie Falco also send their kids, Caitlin adds, “You’re being a little bit judged. The teachers notice. New York moms care a lot about fitting in with each other. I feel a little pressure to represent my family really well, and show respect to the school. And you want to be in the mix — you want to send the message: Fashion matters.”
But not all kids love how their moms are representing them.
Jane Notar, 37, says her daughter Harlow is “mortified” by the minidresses, off-the-shoulder Intermix tops and over-the-knee thigh-high Stuart Weitzman boots she wears to take the 10-year-old and her brother Tennyson, 4, to the Marymount School on the Upper East Side.
“She prefers Mama to wear Tod’s and khaki pants and sweaters from Ann Taylor. She wishes [I] were less ostentatious,” says Jane, a former model and current wife of nightlife impresario Richie Notar, 56. But she says her kids will have to learn to live with their mother’s risqué looks — she insists she’s just going along with the crowd.
“There’s hardly anyone I know who doesn’t look hot when they’re at school.” Besides, she says, “I feel sexier now than before I had kids. I can rock it . . . You can wear short things, but it can still have elegance.”
Victoria Beckham can relate. The Spice Girl-turned-fashion designer revealed to the UK’s Telegraph earlier this week that she spends “absolute ages” thinking of her outfits, including her school pick-up ensembles.
“I think about what I’m going to wear the next day when I’m laying in bed every night,” the 42-year-old Brit said.
But her four children don’t always appreciate the effort.
“The kids definitely tell me when they like what I’m wearing,” Beckham said. “I had something on to pick up [my 5-year-old daughter] Harper from school the other day, and she asked me if I would please not wear that . . . I think at that age they just want you to sort of blend in, don’t they?”
For some ladies, getting ready for class goes far beyond a Barneys shopping spree and twice-weekly blowouts.
In the “last couple of weeks of August, moms — particularly younger moms — want to get ready for their child’s school year. It’s not just notebooks and backpacks they shop for,” says Dr. Norman Rowe, an Upper East Side plastic surgeon. “[They’re] visiting their plastic surgeons to look good for their children’s drop-off.”
His own wife, Mia, 32 and a mother of a 10-year-old girl and 7-year-old boy, adds, “It’s intense — all private schools are . . . [and] you want people to talk to you.”
But you don’t want people to talk about you, which has been an issue for Melisa Lazarus, 35, a SAHM who lives in the Five Towns, LI, and carts her three kids around while resplendent in tight leather pants, sky-high heels, blown-out hair and full makeup.
“[The other mothers] don’t really like me,” says the mother of a 9-year-old boy and two girls, ages 7 and 3. “They say, ‘I like your makeup, but maybe it’s not for the day’ . . . [or] ‘Why are you dressed like that? Are you going anywhere?’ ”
He husband, however, doesn’t mind. He appreciates that she isn’t sporting yoga pants and T-shirts, like many of the other mommies at their private school.
“[He] loves it — he says that I take care [of] myself,” says Lazarus. “He says workout clothes are for the gym. You can’t be in workout clothes and in fashion.”
But her kids do catch some flak from their peers.
Lazarus recalls her 9-year-old son complaining about his classmate. “Someone in my class asked why you always wear heels,” he told her. Her reply? “Ask him why his mom always wears flats.”

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and I knew that I wasn't ready to have one-night stand,
but I was also really horny all the time
and honestly, I would've slept with anyone
My sober self knew that I wasn't ready,
I wore a decidedly puritanical outfit
Like, just the like the ugliest bra you could think of.
We go to the party and I get drunk.
There was like, beer pong and people were shotgunning
and mixing all sorts of flavored vodkas.
I sort of loved it and hated it at the same time.
And I see this guy who's wearing a frat shirt,
and I was like, You, you're perfect.
I don't think we exchanged any words.
And at one point, he was like, Wait, pause,
on my friend Shula's dorm room wall.
to go back to his dorm room and hook up.
I do remember sort of panicking on the way there,
knowing that his expectations and mine were different
He took off my shirt, and the first thing he said
At this point I'm sobering up a little bit,
and I think, Am I gonna go through with this?
But I wanted to be polite, I didn't wanna offend him.
So I was just going with the strategy of distracting him.
So I was like, What kind of books do you like?
And he was like, I don't really read,
and kept pulling at my skirt, trying to get it off.
And I was like, Okay, but if you had to pick
just one book that you've read that you really liked.
And he was like, Okay, who's the guy
and certified academic asshole, was aghast.
and he kept kissing my neck and just littering my body
with all these horrible teenage-y hickeys,
And so I just went with the first thing
that popped in my head, I'm on my period,
It was like, Can you at least do anything?
And my closing line was, Not if you like Michael Crichton.
As I'm walking home, I have my shoes in my hand
and don't feel bad about offending a bro at a party
because you don't owe them anything.
Learn how to say no in whatever way you know how.
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I kicked off my college career as any young co-ed newly freed from parental supervision does: by drinking far too much alcohol multiple times a week, partying with other young-adult amateurs, and having copious amounts of S-E-X.
Going to school in the middle of New York City meant that outside my dorm of horny weirdos I had the whole of Manhattan as my campus. There were no frats, cliques, or bonding bullshit -- but there were many, many clubs. I befriended a lot of club promoters, friends of club promoters, and a bouncer named Chaz who wore pastel polo shirts and could bench press an Audi. And I got laid. A lot.
Looking back, it's hard to remember any night where I wasn't in someone else's bed or didn't have someone in my bed. The good old days. It's a wonder I managed to keep up pretty excellent grades. Here are all the lessons I learned through my countless sexcapades.

College is full of interesting people from all over the world. F*cking all those interesting people will lead to many a lesson learned. Some of those lessons won't be so great. There's nothing like having sex with a Colombian man named Jorge, whilst standing in a moldy communal shower, that will make you wish for home -- the molding shower was the shitty part. Jorge, you were great. Hey, that's college.
Did I f*ck people I shouldn't have? Definitely. I had sex with a bunch of assholes and even one guy who had a girlfriend back home. Do I regret it? No way! Each sexual experience you have is a part of who you are. Every one of those dickwads I banged taught me something about the world.
Not to mention, you're there for four years and then you'll never have to see these people EVER again.

From the time we're little girls, we're told to be ashamed of sex and of our bodies. Honestly, who has time for that? You're finally away from mom and dad. You're free!
Get out there and explore your sexuality. People might be rude to you. This is because people are terrible. Are you really going to let some 20-year-old asshole dictate how you feel about yourself? No way.
People tried to be mean to me about getting the D. They were just jealous because they were uptight and insecure. Not my problem.
Sexuality is an amazing thing and you should enjoy yourself. This is college. It's about making mistakes, meeting people, and supposedly going to class to learn things, I guess.

Having a college sweetheart is cute and everything, but I think it is SO overrated. When you get out of college, there will be so many boys and so much TIME to be settled down. Do that later. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts and there's no pressure to get married.
College isn't the time for finding a husband, it's the time for finding yourself. So much growth happens in those formative four years. Don't limit yourself.

Getting that booty is all fun and games until someone gets genital herpes. In college, so many of us think we're invincible. This is not the case.
Condoms are not optional, my friend. I know they are a pain in the ass and I know they make your hooha dry up faster than a charcoal face mask, but YA GOTTA. Nearly half of the 20 million diagnosed sexually transmitted diseases are in young adults ages 15-24, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Listen to me: YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET HERPES OR HIV.
There is nothing wrong with being a slut as long as you're safe about it. Go forth, use condoms, and get after it.

In the first month of college, I started hooking up with this really hot, but painfully dumb guy.
I didn't care because regular dick was something I wasn't going to pass up -- not that I wasn't already getting plenty elsewhere, but still. The problem was, every time we'd have sex, I would get a yeast infection. It took me about a month to put everything together. My body was rejecting this dude. It was saying: NO TO THIS! I DO NOT WANT THIS.
Sometimes your body knows something is jacked up before your brain does. If a guy you're banging is giving you yeast infections, UTIs, etc., say goodbye.

Low-key, slutting it up in college is easy AF. Never again will you be surrounded by so many available, cute, and horny guys in one place. Take advantage of that. Go out and sow your wild oats.
For the rest of your adult life, you're going to be using dating apps and eHarmony and it could potentially get depressing. Take advantage of this dorm-life thing you have going on here. It's epic.
College is a time for learning about your sexuality. You're young and alive and as free as you ever will be. I look back on those wild nights (and days) and I smile because I know I lived life to the very fullest.
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