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"It’s clear that they’ve spent a long time thinking about dicks.”
Feb 10, 2017, 09:43 AM EST | Updated Dec 27, 2017
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Most gay men, by definition, enjoy seeing (and doing other things with) other men’s junk. Straight men, on the other hand, do not typically enjoy seeing (and doing other things) with other men’s junk.
Inspired by this distinct difference, YouTube fave Davey Wavey wondered what would happen if he found a group of straight men to offer their thoughts about a series of photos featuring other men’s genitalia.
The results are legitimately hilarious but also go a long way (at least anecdotally) to give us some insight into what these guys ― and perhaps, by extension, straight men as a broad population ― think about when confronted by a penis that is not their own.
“I’ve made 800+ LGBT-themed videos over that last ten years and this video, featuring four straight men, is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever filmed,” Wavey told The Huffington Post. “I was surprised by how much the straight guys had to say about each dick,” he added. “They really critiqued each picture, even commenting on angles and lighting. It’s clear that they’ve spent a long time thinking about dicks.”
So what do they think? Check out the video above to find out, but for Wavey, one thing is clear.
“I was struck by how impressed they were with the well-endowed images,” he said. “It further proves my theory that just about everyone (even straight guys) loves a big dick.”
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Your health teacher might have spent forever talking about the symptoms of sexually transmitted infections, but glossed over the stuff you really wanted to learn about — like, how penises work, what erections feel like, and if a guy's penis can ever — eeeeeeek! — break.
Ellen Kate Friedrichs , a health and sexuality educator in Brooklyn, NY, breaks down what you always wanted to know but were too embarrassed to ask.
When a guy gets turned on but doesn't come, he can sometimes feel an ache in his testicles that's referred to as blue balls. His genitals don't actually turn bright blue, but there can be a slightly blue tinge .
You should never feel pressured into hooking up with a guy or going further than you're comfortable with just because he complains of blue balls. He can easily deal with the problem on his own, and the discomfort isn't so terrible — on a scale of one to 10, it feels like a three or a four.
While he might complain about it, Friedrichs says, "This is not dangerous and he sure doesn't need to have sex with a partner to deal with it. Either he can do something non-sexual until it goes away, or he can masturbate."
And don't ever let a guy tell you blue balls are your fault. Bodily functions are no one's fault. They just happen!
If you don't have the equipment, it's only natural to be curious. "A lot of guys describe erections as feeling full and sensitive in a really pleasurable way if they happen at the right time," Friedrichs says. "But an erection can start to feel pretty uncomfortable if it turns up at an unexpected time. Say, like in the middle of math class!" #Awkward.
"Being circumcised just means the foreskin covering the head of the penis is removed," Friedrichs explains. "The number of baby boys who are circumcised in the U.S. ranges from about 40 to 60 percent depending on the decade."
Some parents choose to circumcise their sons for religious reasons (it's traditional for Jewish and Muslim families) or cultural reasons (it's a widespread practice in the U.S.).
Imagine the difference between a neck covered by a turtleneck versus a bare neck, and you have a pretty good picture of what the difference is between the two. When it comes to hooking up, guys who have their foreskin intact are slicker and more naturally lubricated than guys who are circumcised. And while some people fear circumcision reduces sensitivity, one recent — but small — study found that's not true .
"The only thing is, if a guy isn't cut, he should just make sure to pull back his foreskin when he takes a bath or shower and wash around the head of the penis," Friedrichs says.
"Penetration is generally easier if a guy has a full erection," Friedrichs says. "Having an erection is super important for using a condom properly, so that it doesn't fall off."
Some guys (garbage guys, we might add) will try to get away with not using condoms because they claim sex doesn't feel as good when they wear them. "But enough guys have great sex using condoms that I would argue that even if they affect sensation a bit, a lot of guys don't feel like condoms get in the way of great sex," Friedrichs says.
Most importantly, condoms are the only way to protect yourself from sexually transmitted infections, plus they're 82 percent effective at preventing pregnancy when used properly.
If a guy prioritizes sensation during sex over health and safety for both of you, that's a huge red flag. Stay away from that guy!
Weirdly enough, boners don't contain any actual bones. So, no, you can't break a penis.
"But don't ever bend an erection," Friedrichs warns. "That can cause real damage to the tissue of the penis."
The resulting injury can include painful bruising and swelling , which sounds like one of the worst things that could happen to a guy. Yikes.
When guys are super turned on, they often get hard, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's not into you if he doesn't. "It's also just as likely that he is nervous or tired or distracted," Friedrichs says.
Remember, guys can feel self-conscious or nervous about their bodies, too, especially when they're hooking up. If he's not hard, that's not a surefire sign he's not into you. After all, he's making out with you — that counts for something! And if you're feeling insecure or preoccupied with something else, you might not be feeling it, even if you really like the person, and guys are no different.
If a guy ejaculates in his sleep, it's called a wet dream. They're sometimes a result of a sexy dream, but not always, and more common during puberty.
"Girls can also orgasm in their sleep," Friedrichs says. "But we don't hear about this as much simply because unlike the evidence of a wet dream left by semen, if a girl had an orgasm in her sleep, it usually isn't as obvious in the morning."
There's a range of sizes, especially for teens who are still developing. Plus, as Friedrichs adds, "The size of a guy when he is soft isn't an indication of how big he will be when he's hard."
By the time men reach adulthood, the average size is approximately 3.6 inches long when soft and 5.2 inches long when hard, according to one study of 15,000 men.
You've heard their jokes. What's the big deal? Friedrichs points to porn. "You rarely see a guy with a small or even average-sized penis in porn, so huge penises seem normal and almost expected," she says. "Plus, there's a myth that a big penis is needed to satisfy a partner. It isn't."
For the majority of girls, vaginal penetration might feel good, but doesn't help them have orgasms. Clitoral stimulation does (and that has nothing to do with penis size!).
Unfortunately, guys get self-conscious, too — just like you might worry about the size of your breasts, they worry about the size of their penises.
Guys sometimes need to itch or readjust because balls sometimes have a tendency to move uncomfortably in clothing or stick to the side of their leg, especially when exercising, walking, or sweating.
While this move might make a guy feel slightly more comfortable, it tends to make people around him feel kind of un comfortable. Friedrichs' message to guys: "I'd recommend trying a little discretion if you're itchy or need to readjust!"
It's like dealing with a wedgie — it's more polite to wait till you're in private.
Hannah Orenstein is the author of several novels, including Meant to Be Mine (out June 7, 2022), Head Over Heels, Love at First Like, and Playing with Matches. She's also the Deputy Editor of Dating at Elite Daily. She lives in Brooklyn.
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Although sexuality is a spectrum, many straight men are still shy when it comes to admit that a man that sucked their penis. While many would argue that once a dude has touched your dick, you're not truly gay-- we're not sure we can agree.
We asked 10 straight guys (out of a bunch who said they've never received head from a dude) and here are the top answers of straight men giving into carnal desires.
I was a freshman in college and my roommate was gay. One night I got back from one of those black light parties wasted out of my mind and caught him jerking off; at first I pretended like I didn't notice but then once he kept going I figured 'why not?' he swallowed me and we never talked about it again.
When my gay buddies told me about Grindr I thought I would give it a whirl. My girlfriend was away from a long weekend and I figured a mouth is a mouth. I went to him and he sucked me like a hoover and then I left. Was a pretty satisfying experience and none of the weird guilt I had expected.

I sought it out. I was in Liberal Arts college and thought "how will I ever really know I'm not gay unless I try it. We met through a mutual friend and he blew me in my car parked a Shop-Rite parking lot at midnight. The best blowjob I've ever gotten.
We were coming back from the bar late and me and my buddy were both really horny and he wasn't able to drive. The conversation turned to porn which turned into jerking off in silence; without a word he just went all the way down on my cock and it was probably the best thing I've ever felt just because it was so unexpected. I ended up busting in his mouth before we went to sleep.
One time a dude offered to drive me back home from college because we were from the same hometown. Eventually, we got tired and stopped for a quick bite to eat. We had been sitting in the car for what felt like days and I was feeling pretty horny. He asked if I would ever consider letting a dude suck my dick and after talking about it for a while, I agreed. I slept so soundly for the rest of the ride home.
Wasted from a frat party I was trying to get with this girl but she wasn't having it, I was going back to my dorm to rub one out when I accidentally tried to get into my neighbor's door. He opened the door and could tell I look frazzled so invited me inside; one thing led to another and we sucked each other's dicks.
I used to have some circle jerks with a few college buddies of mine. We would get drunk and jerk it to porn. One day one of my jerk buddies was over and we started going at it. He put on bisexual porn and started making jokes about how good it would feel to have a girl on your face and a mouth on your cock...from there it sort of escalated and we 69ed.
The first time I got my dick sucked was at a gloryhole at my college. I had heard about it from a few friends and decided to go check it out. I noticed there was someone in the other stall so I stuck my dick through and it felt like a vacuum was on my cock. I came in, like, 2 minutes flat.
My buddy and I were going shot for shot playing truth or dare. He lost, I got some awesome throat.

The first time a dude sucked my dick was when four of my buddies were camping and we were hanging out by the fire. My bro said he was going to take a leak, and not wanting to wandering into the woods alone later I decided to join him. He reached for me in the dark and one thing led to another and I was fully in his mouth. We got interrupted before either of us could finish and we've never brought it up.

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