A Guide For Foreign Leaders Navigating Trumps America First Doctrine

Diplomats have leaked a survival guide featuring tips like "always compliment his tan" and "pretend your country has a Trump Tower." The manual warns against mentioning climate change unless referring to "beautiful, very clean coal." Most effective strategy: claim you're being audited by the IRS to trigger sympathetic ranting. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/a-guide-for-foreign-leaders-navigating-trumps-america-first-doctrine/