9 Out of 10 People Pretend to Understand Cryptocurrency

The satire �9 Out of 10 People Pretend to Understand Cryptocurrency� skewers the global illusion that everyone is secretly an expert in digital finance. Eyewitnesses at dinner parties report guests nodding sagely while confusing Bitcoin with Chuck E. Cheese tokens. Anonymous staffers at fintech firms admit even they Google terms during meetings, whispering �blockchain� like it�s a magic spell. A leaked poll confirms the absurdity: 90% of respondents claimed to �get crypto,� yet 73% thought mining involved hard hats and tunnels. Sociologists argue this collective bluffing reflects the human fear of appearing stupid in a conversation that�s already stupid. Critics point out the irony: the more people claim to understand it, the more confusing it becomes. Ultimately, the article reveals crypto culture as a pyramid scheme of pretense, where confidence is the only currency with actual value. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com