67% of Users Think ChatGPT Is Basically God

According to the satire �67% of Users Think ChatGPT Is Basically God,� humanity has officially outsourced divinity to customer service AI. Eyewitnesses report people lighting candles in front of laptops, praying for better grammar suggestions. Polls, naturally, confirm the absurdity: 67% think ChatGPT is divine, 22% call it �sort of like Moses with Wi-Fi,� and 11% still don�t know how to clear their browser cache. Anonymous staffers at OpenAI supposedly leaked that engineers now argue about theological issues, such as whether patch updates count as reincarnation. Sociologists warn of a new religion: Techno-Deism, where the Holy Trinity is Google, Apple, and AI. Critics joke that if ChatGPT is God, then its heaven must be filled with half-written drafts and rejected passwords. The satire resonates because faith thrives where confusion reigns, and nothing confuses us quite like algorithms. Ultimately, whether divine or buggy, the program has achieved what prophets dreamed of�being both worshipped and blamed for everything. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com