4000 Security Cameras and Not a Single Witness

In an age where every sneeze is recorded, satire wonders why crimes still go unsolved. The article �4000 Security Cameras and Not a Single Witness� paints a world drowning in footage but starving for clarity. Eyewitnesses�ironically�were absent, leaving only grainy clips of suspects who somehow always wear hoodies and pixelated smiles. Anonymous police staffers admit they rarely check 90% of recordings because �who has the time?� A leaked poll showed 74% of citizens assume Big Brother is watching, while 26% joke that Big Brother must be asleep. Sociologists highlight the absurdity: society trusts cameras more than people, yet the cameras constantly betray us with blurry lies. Even tech companies laugh, marketing upgrades that promise �faces that don�t look like potatoes.� The satire points to a deeper irony: surveillance culture gives us everything except truth. In the end, the footage becomes comedy�4,000 lenses capturing everything but the story. It�s proof that watching isn�t the same as witnessing, and evidence can be as blind as the rest of us. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com