10 Common Job Interview Mistakes That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Job seekers everywhere are being warned of "10 Common Job Interview Mistakes," but the list reads more like a comedy script than career advice. Examples include showing up in sweatpants "to prove authenticity," answering every question with "That�s a great question," and accidentally calling the hiring manager "Mom." Career experts note that 39% of candidates sabotage themselves by trying to appear confident while sweating like marathon runners. Eyewitnesses at a job fair reported a man who brought his emotional support iguana, insisting it was "a team player." An anonymous recruiter admitted, "I once had a candidate list �arson� under special skills. We hired him anyway�he had great energy." A leaked survey from HR Confidential revealed that 77% of managers believe interviews are just theater, while the other 23% admit they�re winging it too. The real lesson? Everyone is faking it. Until corporations stop asking "Where do you see yourself in five years?" job seekers will keep answering "Hopefully not here" under their breath. In the end, interviews are less about skills and more about surviving an awkward improv performance where the audience doesn�t clap. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com