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August 09, 2018

Texts

I'll bust my nuts in your mouth and you will swallow every drop of that thick vanilla shake

26 Sext Examples to Send Your Crush or Boyfriend and Get Him Turned On

I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it? I'll give you a hint. I'm texting him right now.
Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play Simon Says with me ;)
I feel like something's missing in my life. Namely you. Between my legs.
If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?
I want to get naked with you right now.
Sucking on a blow pop right now and wishing it was you. . .
Confession: I’ve been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. If only there were someone to do it . . .
I'm listening to a song that makes me think totally dirty thoughts about you! If you were here we'd probably make some of them reality ;)
Guess what I'm thinking? OK, I'll give you a hint. It involves my tongue and you naked.
I'm dying to find out if you are as good in real life as you are in my fantasies.
Confession: Sometimes I can't help but touch myself when I think about you.
Have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? Be honest . . .
If you could do anything you want to me, what would you do?
Work sucks. . .especially when I'm getting distracted thinking about this hot guy I know and his fantastic body.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that if you're ever having a hard time, like a really hard time, I'm there for you. I mean, I can give you a hand. . .or something.
I know you're not a wizard, but I think your mouth is pretty magical. I can think of a few places I want it right now. Wait, maybe you ARE a wizard.
Just got out of the shower and had to text this really sexy guy I know. Didn't even have time to put clothes on.
Could really use some help putting this sunscreen on right now. And I'll need help taking the bikini off later.
Just ate dinner, but you wanna come over for dessert? Bring whipped cream and easy-to-remove clothing.
What's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about me? I know what mine is about you . . .
All I can think about is doing filthy things to you when I get home from work.
I'd rather be in bed with you right now.
Just finished pleasuring myself while thinking of you for about an hour. Dang, you're good.
You jerked it recently?
I think it's time we tried (fill in the blank).
What do you want me to do to you tonight?

23 Flirty Text Messages to Send a Guy

You look great today. How do I know? Because you look good everyday.
I figured us out today! I think we should just be friends with sexual tension ;)
There's this really cute guy I've been thinking about all day long . . . what should I do about it?
If you were here right now, we definitely would not flirt at all, or hug for a little bit too long, or stare deeply into one another's eyes, or anything fun like that.
I would invite you to come over this weekend, but I'm not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
So are we really "hanging out" or are you secretly trying to date me? Be honest :)
Wanna know what I wanna do with you later? Too bad! You'll have to wait and find out.
I keep having this recurring dream that you're trying to get me naked . . . weird.
Just read that caffeine can boost a woman's libido. Is that why you keep inviting me to coffee?
Stop thinking about me naked! Sheesh.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
I know someone who might have a crush on you . . .
You're not very good at pretending you don't want me.
Quick question: what do you do when there's someone you can't stop fantasizing about, but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?
Just wanted to let you know that I find you very attractive. And hot. And cute. And I want to put my mouth on your mouth.
It said it was going to be hot today, so I decided to wear a thong and low-cut top and just stay in bed. What are you up to?
Happy half birthday! Tonight I'll do whatever you want me to . . .
I swear I was just watching TV, but then I thought about how sexy you looked at my sister's wedding, and I had to take a twenty-minute break. . .if you know what I mean.
My friends are always getting annoyed that I talk about you too much. I can't help it if you're the sexiest man that has ever walked the face of the earth and I think about you constantly.
What are you doing for dinner tonight? I thought about getting reservations for my bedroom but wanted to make sure you were available.
Good morning! I'm not wearing a bra today. Just thought you should know.
Was just thinking about seeing you tonight, and, all of the sudden, I was completely undressed.
Tonight, let me do all the work. We're going to take it so slow, and you're going to scream.

22 More Sexting Ideas

I love your body.
I'm naked right now.
Remember that crazy thing I told you about that I wanted to try with you . . . I think tonight might be the night.
If you were here right now I would tear your clothes off and shove you onto my bed and have my way with you. But you're not, so . . . rain check?
Is it weird that all I can think about is last night? I keep replaying it in my head over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over . . .
When you come over today, I want to start in bed. Just FYI.
Do you have any fantasies?
I want you right now.
My hands. My hips. My lips. Your body. Tonight.
We would be having so much fun if you were here right now.
Just put on some really crazy underwear. So many snaps! So many straps! You'll have to help me take it off.
My roommates are gone this weekend. We can be as loud as we want tonight, and I want to be loud.
I've got something to show you. It's a surprise, and you're going to have to undress me to find it.
Nothing gets me hotter than thinking about you.
You should probably clear your schedule for tomorrow morning because I plan on staying up late with you tonight. Very late.
Let me be clear: when I see you later, I'm going to undress you button by button. I'm going to unzip your pants and take them off leg by leg. I'm going to take off your boxers and throw them against the wall. What happens next is all up to you.
I'm touching myself right now. Wish you were here ;)
If you're not busy later, I was hoping to make passionate love to you. I hope that's okay with you.
If you could do anything to me, what would you do?
What is your favorite memory of us in bed?
Did you know that you're incredibly sexy?
I'll invite you over on one condition: you may not keep your hands to yourself. In fact, you need to tell me exactly where you're going to put them.

22 Funny and Sexy Text Messages

There's this guy I really like, but he can't know. OMG! I can't believe I sent this to you. Well, now that you know . . . wanna make out?
Some people say to-may-to. Some people say to-mah-to. I say I-want-you-right-now-you-sexy-beast.
Here's a riddle for you: What is cute and nice and sometimes hard all over?
I'm watching HBO right now and getting a lot of ideas for things we could do together ;)
I've got a B.A. in Communications, so I think I'm pretty much qualified to blow your mind tonight.
One, two, I want to do you. Three, four, I want you more. Five, six, don't give me tricks. Seven, eight, don't be late. Nine, ten, see you then.
Did you know that today is National Donut Day? I thought we could celebrate in my bedroom. I'll bring the sugar.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Seriously though. You're hot. I'd like to touch your shoulders right now while you take off my pants.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
My dad always told me to make sure that I was treated like a princess, and you know princesses like it hot in bed. So . . .
Your body is so hot it's making me thirsty. Was that sexy? Because I'm not wearing any clothes. Okay, that has to be sexy now.
The top three sexiest things on this earth are: your chin, your shoulders, and your . . . I think you know what I'm trying to say here.
So, I'm outside. I'm not wearing two crucial pieces of clothing, but no one is calling the cops on me. Can you guess what's missing? Also, it's not my shoes.
I got eight hours of sleep last night in preparation for the rager that I'm preparing to have with you starting at 8 p.m. this evening.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm picturing you naked right now, and dang, you look good.
On the count of three, let's both say what we're thinking about. One . . . two . . . I really want to be naked with you right now!
I was listening to Taylor Swift today and was totally thinking about you. JK. Just wanted an excuse to text you to say I think you're darn handsome.
101 things I like about you: 1. You're hot. 2. You're hot. 3. You're hot. You get the picture.
Imagine that my bed is a football field. I'm the football, and you're running for a touchdown. See, I do like sports!
You're so sexy, you take my breath away. But, not too far away. . .like I don't die because of it. Still. You're sexy.
On the agenda for tonight: polite conversation followed immediately by impolite bedroom antics.

Y YOU SO HOT 'N SEXY. YOU MAKE ME TALK LIKE CAVEWOMAN.2. ‘I bought new underwear and I can’t wait to show it to you!’

3. ‘My legs are missing you in between them!’

4. ‘I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it?’

I’m under so many blankets and I’m still cold… I guess I should put on some clothes…
Guess what I’m wearing right now?
I have something I have to admit – I’ve been thinking about you all day long…
I’m bored and I’m lying in bed. Wanna play Simon Says with me?
Tell me what you want to do with me after our date tonight.
Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking.
I had a VERY naughty dream last night – you were definitely there…
I’m so bored I’m checking out sex toys online…
I can’t sleep – all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…
I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty things… can you help me?
If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?
This new underwear feels soooo good against my skin…
I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy…
I can’t stop sucking on lollypops today for some reason…
I have a secret – I’m watching a very dirty video online right now…

5. ‘Have I told you how hot it is when I feel you on top of me?’

6. ‘I just got up and now I have this uncontrollable urge to kiss you long and hard.’

8. ‘I can’t stop thinking about some very, very dirty things… Can you help me?’

11. ‘I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I will do the next time I see you…’

40. I am lying naked on my bed I allow you to do whatever you want I won’t resist. All you to need is to promise me you would take me to heaven.

41. It makes me feel amazingly hot when you touch me down there.

42. I love the way you suck my nipples.

43. Baby! You are too sexy for me to resist.

44. I love the way you get naughty in bed it keeps me amused and excited.

45. You put me in heaven when you go deep inside me grinding hard the pleasure you give is just awesome.

46. Tonight I want to feel the taste, touch, scent and feel of your skin next to mine.

47. When I think about the sexual chemistry between you and me, it really sets me on fire.

48. Take off your clothes, I want to admire your manly body and rub it against mine all night.

49. No one else in this world can make me feel the way you make me feel. I just get shivers when I think about it.

50. I want to feel your wet lips all over me on every inch of my body. But the only condition is I will guide your way through my hands.

51. I love the way you slowly whisper in my ears saying those three magical words "I Love You"

52. I can feel your manly power when I touch you down there. It’s really hot, heavy and hard like a rod.

53. Would you love to mess up with me in my bed?

27. I am planning to wear my favorite sexy red thong tonight. What about you?

29. I can’t wait to hug you later honey, because the way you hug me it makes me feel hot and excited.

30. Can you guess the color of my panties? If you guessed it right I will give whatever you ask for tonight.

31. It’s so freaking cold out there, I am under my blanket the only thing I am missing right now is your lips between my legs.

32. I am not in a mood to see a movie can you suggest other ideas that we could do together in the dark?

33. Seeing you after a workout filled with sweat all over your body really makes me horny.

34. I want to see how good your tongue can play between my gaps.

35. If you come to stay at my house tonight……I promise to make your visit memorable.

36. I have got new set of lingerie, just wanted to know if you could come to see how it looks on me.

37. I get thrilled with excitement when your fingers dance on my wet floor.

38. I love the way you role your tongue over my nipples slowly sliding down below my waist…….it really makes me quiver inside.

39. The love the way you dominate me in your arms looking into my eyes thrusting me backward with your manly force

23. Just wanted to tell that my new red underwear feels really good and sexy on my skin. I wish I could show it to you if you were here now.

24. I am sorry I am late in my replies actually I am busy doing something with my other hand, I hope you don’t mind.

25. Are you busy today? Actually I happened to read a magazine in which the author mentioned about some exciting sex positions. If you were free we could have tried tonight?

26. I don’t understand why it happens every time, but the moment you lick my nipples my legs get weak.

9. Reveal 4 parts of my body you admire the most? I promise to give you at least 2 tonight for being honest.....deal.

10. Baby I am so excited I wanted to get spanked hard on my butt with your fingers rubbing my clit giving me some mix feeling of sweet pain and sexual pleasure.

11. I love the touch of your lips when we kiss, I love the rub of your sexy hips when we rub, I love the warmth of your breathe on my neck when we hug.

12. I love the way you kiss me, especially the part where I moan and scream the most.

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13. Tell me how desperate you are for me and why? If your reply is satisfactory we will move on to the next step to turn your desperation into reality.

14. It makes me feel so hot and pumped up when I touch your stick, it really makes me moist and wet under my panties.

15. I love you when you moan in excitement taking my name….but tell me what will it take to make you scream and moan with pain and pleasure!

16. Can you text me the details of what you would do to me tonight when you sleep next to me. The excitement and anticipation of spending the night with you is driving me wild and crazy.

17. When I am with you my whole body tightens up in ecstasy with the sensation of your touch.

18. What are your plans after our date tonight?

19. Tell me what would you do if we are locked up alone in a bedroom?

20. I am missing your toy so much that I searching for sex toys on the internet.

21. Could you please come at my place and unhook my bra for me?

22. I just saw a porn movie and I can’t stop myself thinking about all the dirty things you could do to me if you were here. I wonder if you wanted to come by and stay with me tonight.

1. Hey Honey! Just wanted to ask should I wear the red panties or the blue one? I am confused can you suggest after all it’s you who is going to play with it tonight……. isn’t it?

2. You look hot, sexy and appealing when you wear nothing.

3. Just wanted to text you that I am lying naked on the bed think about you.

4. Your Ass looks sexy and hot in that jeans of yours Baby!

5. Get out of the gym sweetheart and save some energy for the Bang-Bang. I am going to make love to you and drive you wild between my legs tonight.

6. I had a dream last night about you and me moaning and sweating with sexual pleasure. Just wanted to ask if you could stay in my bedroom tonight to make my dream come true!

7. Oh Baby! Even a thought of you makes me wet below my waist.

8. Tonight I want you to undress me slowly with your muscular touch and bite every inch of my body with no inch left untouched.

“What is your secret fetish? You must have one come on.”
“I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty thoughts … can you help me?
“I know you’ve been thinking about me all day… want to stop thinking and start doing?”
“What’s your favorite word for your favorite part of my anatomy?
“I’m so bored and not sureee what to doooooo w/ myself.”
“Why am I slightly turned on?”
“I’m having some trouble unhooking my bra. Can you come over and do it for me?”
“I am in such a weird mood right now…”
“What’s the hottest thing I can do for you when I see you?”
“I was watching a movie earlier and forgot how intense the sex scenes were. Seriously. I was kind of taken aback. My goodness.”
“Wow, all that yoga has made me super flexible!”
“Umm, I’m not wearing panties. They’re not comfy.”
“I can’t wait until I see you later.”
“I’m so sad that I can’t be in your bed. But in two days…”
“I can’t wait until later on … I get excited just thinking about it.”
“I am sitting here unable to focus because I know I’m seeing you later.”
“So … what should we do after our date tonight?”
“I can’t stand how much I want it. You know what I am talking about.”
“I loved how you ::insert naughty thing he did:: last night. It turned me on so much.”
“I’m trying on lingerie but need a second opinion. Can you come over and help?”
“If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?”
“Ugh you’re so sexy it’s not fair. I can’t get enough of you. Jerk.”
“Oh my God. I want you so badly.”
“My body needs to be pressed against yours. It’s not even a choice. My body demands it.”
“Have you ever done it in a public place? Just wondering. Lol.”
“Would you consider me hooking up with another woman cheating?”
“What do you prefer “down there?” Shaved? Trimmed?”
“What’s the most sensitive part of your body?”

When you return home you will find me fuckable as I will put whipped cream on all the essential areas for you to lick and wipe it off.

I want you to fuck me in my new crotch less panties.
I want you to dominate the hell on me, tie me up against the wall and bang me till morning.

I want you to insert your cock but not in my vagina, deep throat!

I want you to kiss my breasts and then rub your cock between them till your jerk off.

I want you to bow me over the bathroom sink and fuck me in front of the mirror.
I want your lips to touch mine and then slowly move towards my neck while your fingers feel my wet pussy.

I want to bring out the animal in you which is why you will tear my panties with your teeth tonight.

I want to spend the night with you in the bathroom, turn the shower on and make you gaze at my drenched tits and pussy.

Poor guy will prefer staying at work than being so sexily tortured.

I want you to suck my tits while I ride you and my hard nipples touch your tongue constantly.

Damn that’s hot!

I want to be so brutal to you on bed that you leave my place with scratch marks and hickeys.

I want you to blindfold me and stick a ball gag in my mouth.

I want you to be double productive which is why I want you to finger my pussy with one hand while use your other hand to press my tits.

This is what I would like to call ‘total pleasure’

I want you to damp my lips with your cum.

Why don’t you come down to my place as I am screwing myself using a vibrator and screaming your name as I rub my clit.

I want to watch you covered with foam and your cock so hard that you can shove it into my ass.

Do you even realize the scale of impact this text can have. I bet you he would be home two hours early (wink) !

I want you to squeeze my ass as I give you a lap dance naked.
I want to push you on the bed, tear your shirt and crawl between your legs to give you the best blowjob of your life.

I want to be driven by you in car at midnight and get fucked senselessly on the car hood.

I want you to see me ride on you and you will have handcuffs on, so that you can look but can’t touch. How about a reverse cowgirl and a scrumptious chocolaty blowjob?

Looks like you are a perfectionist.

I want you to put an ice cube inside my pussy and run your tongue around my clit and end up giving it hardcore.

I want you to spank me and pull my hair while giving it to me Doggy style.

Men love giving it doggy style and what better than hearing that you are all set at home waiting for him in that pose. That itself would give him chills down his spine.

I am craving for your hot body and I can’t wait to take your thick cock in my mouth.

I want you to fuck me in front of a video camera.

I want to witness your cock getting hard as I strip in front of you and drench my naked body in maple syrup.

I want to suck your cock in a men’s washroom so that the rest can hear how loudly I moan when I am about to reach orgasm.

I want to bounce on top of you so that you grab my hips and suck my tits

I want you to thrust me in every position you can possibly think of: Every man’s hidden yearning.

I want you to run your tongue through my pussy that is dripping wet.

12. ‘If I was next to you tonight and you had three wishes, what would they be?’ *Wink*

14. ‘I’m watching this dirty video online and it’s making me so hot!’

15. ‘Gosh, it’s been getting so hot. Hold on, let me take my clothes off…’

16. ‘Do you have any idea how bad I want you right now?’

13. ‘You make me so feel so wet between my thighs!’

9. ‘My ceiling is so boring, I wish I could see you on top of me instead!’

10. ‘Would you like to guess what I’m wearing right now?’

7. ‘I’m out for lunch and...I’m not wearing any underwear!’

1. I’m under so many blankets and I’m still cold… I guess I should put on some clothes…
2. Guess what I’m wearing right now?
3. I have something I have to admit – I’ve been thinking about you all day long…
4. I’m bored and I’m lying in bed. Wanna play Simon Says with me?
5. Tell me what you want to do with me after our date tonight.
6. Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking.
7. I had a VERY naughty dream last night – you were definitely there…
8. I’m so bored I’m checking out sex toys online…
9. I can’t sleep – all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…
10. I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty things… can you help me?
11. If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?
12. This new underwear feels soooo good against my skin…
13. I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy…
14. I can’t stop sucking on lollypops today for some reason…
15. I have a secret – I’m watching a very dirty video online right now…

“If we were alone right now, what would you do to me?”

“Mmm – you know, just looking at you in that outfit is making me wet…”

“Even the way you action makes me horny. Fuck!”

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