"Терпеть не могу, когда люди говорят так:..."

(В скобках указана реакция слушателя)

Навязшие в зубах и Заюзанные чересчур:

• "Amazing"
• "Think outside the box"
• "Awesome!" (ну, прям все "awesome"! Куда делись и чем плохи great, terrific, cool, fantastic, incredible, unbelievable, neat, super, fabulous, keen, killer, phenomenal?!)
• "Across the board".
• "To that end.."
• "No worries"

Неграмотность вопиющая (

• “a” вместо “an”
• "Сontinue On"
• "Have went." (Really?! Goooooone! Have gone! 😤)
• "Me and Joe" вместо "Joe and I"...
• "don't" когда надо "doesn't ", например, "Joe don't know how to get there"..
• когда люди не видят разницу между "there/their /they're или than/then или your/your're или wear/where/we're/were или weather/whether.
• "apart" вместо part of something "часть чего-то" (e.g. I'm glad to be apart of this church family)
• "Could of", "would of" вместо could have, would have.

Слова-паразиты:

• "LIKE". Например: "Like, I'm going, like, to the store, like, for some, like, soda".
• "you know"...
• "F**k" или "f***king"

"ЧУдные творения, огрызки или жаргонные сокращения":

• Amazeballs
• "Prolly" вместо probably
• "Adorbs" (adorable)
• "Gorg" (gorgeous )
• Totes (totally)
• peeps (people friends, close friends)
• cray-cray (crazy)

"Да нет такого слова, очнитесь!"

• Irregardless вместо regardless
• Flustrated: либо Flustered, либо Frustrated!
• Prostrate вместо Prostate,
• ‘pacifically’ вместо ‘specifically’
• ‘I could care less’ (when they bloody mean ‘I couldn’t care less’).😤
• "anyways." 😤(It isn't a word.)
• "BIGLY"! (NOT A WORD!)
• "sorry for your lost" вместо "Sorry for your loss"!
• "Supposably"/"Supposively". (Is it really that difficult to say supposedly?)

"Зачем вообще так говорить или просто бесит":

• "I know right",
• "LOL"
• "Relax"
• Слово "hashtag"
• "it is what it is..."
• "things/everything happen for a reason..."
• В магазине: "Can I get".......(no you f@@king can't. You can't hop over the counter and "get" it yourself. It's "Could I please have")
• "(You) know what I'm sayin" 🙄 (Oh, yes, yes I do. We both speak the same language. I comprehend. It's not that hard).
• "Just sayin" (I really hate this one! I know you're "just sayin" you're not dancing or singing, or even screaming. It's not necessary to tell me that you are speaking.
• В разговоре постоянно: "and then I GO..." and he GOES..." (Who the hell is going anywhere?!)
• My bad!
• начало любого предложения "So…"
• "if you will" и "as it were" (total nonsense!)
• когда постоянно вставляется "you know"
• когда добавляют при просьбе "If you want to" (e.g. "you can crawl under the table to get that item for me "if you want to" or "you can climb up the roof to get my cat if you want to🙄)

Misspelling, mispronunciation, wrong use of words (неграмотное произнесение, написание и выбор не того слова):

• "nucular" вместо "nuclear."
• Yous/youse/use вместо "you all"
• "Alot" вместо a lot!
• "Defiantly" вместо "definitely".
• "Particually", "regually", "considably" вместо particularly, regularly, considerably.
• когда спрашиваешь: "how are you?", а тебе отвечают "I'm good". (I was asking about your health not your morals! You are well!)
• "butt naked" (It’s BUCK naked, dammit).
• "doggie dog world" вместо "dog EAT dog world"🤦🏻!

Общий посыл таков, короче: "Geez, people, get it right! LOL!"