STORY

I'll never forget the day when I met Jay Tajigatsby. Born in Tajikistan, Jay was very charming. He had a long mustache and very big shiny eyes. Women were crazy about him. To be honest, even men... But remember, it was Tajikistan, so don't tell anybody.

Anyway, I met Jay in Russia, not in Tajikistan. I asked him why he left heaven on earth and came here? He told me, that he is a missioner and moved here to raise our poor economy. Listening to his speech, I cried. From that time, I started to worship Jay.

But I wasn't the only one who worshiped Jay. There were thousands of people who shared this feeling with me. It turned out that Tajikistan began to be a heaven on earth only because of him.

Once Jay has arranged a meeting. In the midst of his ardent speeches, something strange happened. A huge luminous ring appeared above his head, he lifted off the ground and flew up. The crowd was shocked. This was the last time I saw him.