Statement

I am writing this message to tell you that I have no idea why I am involved in this situation. I have no idea what you are talking about and I have no idea how I got involved.

I'm just here to have a good time and enjoy myself. I have no intention of causing any problems or being involved in anything negative. If I have done anything to upset you or cause any problems, I sincerely apologise.

I ask you to excuse me and leave me out of this matter. I'm sure you have more important things to deal with and I don't want to cause you any more trouble.

Sincerely