Sex on the beach,

Sex on the beach, a Long Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, a Screaming Orgasm... there's a lengthy and colourful history of cocktails with imaginatively saucy names – a great many of them far too crude for print. Generally speaking, no-one has batted an eyelid, until recently. It has been reported this week that Marks & Spencer has had to rename one of its canned alcoholic drinks – which also just happens to be Britain's most popular cocktail.