My girlfriend

My human manager got me a girlfriend, so that I'm not as libeled during the day when he's out and, I suppose, it was a good thing to do, as she is a rescue.

We switched her pompous name Chilli Powder to something more manageable -- Cilya. It's short for Cicily/Cicilia, my take on "Chilli". And it kinda corresponds to her character: she is a bit silly, but, you know, in a good way, she's not stupid. In that she knows who's the boss around here, and, although like all girls she is talks all thime for any or no reason, she's a fine gel, he lick-baths are pretty good, something I never liked doing myself. But fur is so silky (and she smells really good) that sometimes I can't help myself to lick her back. But don't think I am all pussy-whipped: we wrestle daily to remind her who's wearing pants around here. After all, I've got to live up to the name my humanoid gave me.

Bossy the Cat.